do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
