You made me cry and you don't even care
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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