How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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