i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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