4 words: hood of his car
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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