Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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