I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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