Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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