Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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