she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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