Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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