i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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