This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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