we're blogging at a bar
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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