there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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