i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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