We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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