first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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