Dignity is for republicans.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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