STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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