Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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