We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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