But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
