another moral hangover. fuck.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I believe in your delicious
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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