I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
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just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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