Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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