so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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