I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We left an ass print on the piano.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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