the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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