Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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