the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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