My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
