Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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