maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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