Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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