i would punch a child for taco bell
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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