in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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