dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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