If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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