My room smells like vodka and shame
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Pappa wants mamma naked
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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