We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
