you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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