Soap is not a condiment
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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