East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
