Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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