lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
did i walk over a car last night?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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