did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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