now i know why i became what i already was.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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