And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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