dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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