No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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