I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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